This chart is very roughly chorded - feel free to correct it if you feel inclined.


    A
Oh, I don't want her, you can have her
  D
She's too fat for me
  A
She's too fat for me
  D
She's too fat for me
A
I don't want her, you can have her,
  D
She's too fat for me
  G              A
She's too fat, she's too fat
  D        A       D
She's too fat for me



       G
I get dizzy
       D
I get numbo
          A
When I'm dancing
         D
With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo



          G
She's a twosome,
         D
She's a foursome
          A
If she'd lose some
         D
I would like her more some



 G
Can she prance up a hill?
                 D
No, no, no, no, no
 D
Can she dance a quadrille?
                 G
No, no, no, no, no
 G
Does she fit in your coupe?
 C                   Am
By herself she's a group
  A
Could she possibly
 G
Sit upon your knee?
 A   D   G
No, no, no