In My Country There Is Problem performed by Borat
Borat is a Kazakhstani who is fascinated with the U S A.  He went to Nashville
to try to be a country music star.  Here's the song that put Borat on the map!

Chords by Ted Bedell (I don't hate jews.)

Verse
G                            G
In my country there is problem,
                         C
And that problem is transport.
                    D
It take very very long,
                      G
Because Kazakhstan is big.

Chorus 1

                            G
Throw transport down the well (repeat line)
                     C
So my country can be free (repeat line)
                     D
We must make travel easy (repeat line)
                         G
Then we'll have a big party (repeat line)

Verse 2
                        
                       G
In my country there is problem
                         C
And that problem is the Jew
                    D
They take everybody money
                       G
And they never give it back

Chorus 2

                       G
Throw the jew down the well (repeat line)
                     C
So my country can be free (repeat line)
                          D
You must grab him by his horns (repeat line)
                      G
Then we have a big party (repeat line)

Verse 3

                    G
If you see the Jew coming
                             C
You must be carefull of his teeth
                          D
You must grab him by his money
                       G
And I tell you what to do

(Repeat Chorus 2 twice)

Yee haw!