Bouncing Souls
Monday Morning Ant Brigade
Hopeless Romantic
1999
Submitted by: jeremyunderground41@yahoo.com
Key: D, F#
Tuning: Standard EADGBe


Chords used:
D -   x02220
A -   x02220
Bm -  x24432
G -   320033
Em -  022000
F#m - 244222
F# -  244322
B -   x24442
C# -  x46664


Intro: D--G-A-G-A- x4


Verse 1:
D                            G
Monday morning i woke up late
  D
I feel like shit and i can't
     G       D
see straight One last drink 
              G D
was a bad idea   i'm on
                      G
the bowl with diarrhea
Refrain:
F#
Out the door in a
B  C# F#
fog   barked at by
              B  C#
the neighbors dog


Verse 2:
   D
forgot my keys i
     G
went back inside
A
  I got a flat so
D
i can't ride
D
  The phone rings
   G
aw jeez now what?
A
  i am an idiot so i
D
pick it up (hello?)
Interlude: 
D-F#m-Bm-A-D-A-F#m-A--
D-F#m-Bm-A-A-Em-D-D-G-D-
Verse 3:
D
Now i'm held up
          G A
on my line
   D
My cretin landlord
he's wasting
   G   D
my time he wants
his money or we
           G D
go to trial  he's
                 G
got penis envy denial


Chorus 1:
 D
Another weekend
  G
i didn't get laid
       A
it's a monday morning
D            D
ant brigade Another
          G
weekend i didn't get
            A
paid it's a monday
        D
morning ant brigade
Post Chorus:
D-A- x11, D(hold)


Bridge:
D            F#m
  Fuck it all   no regrets
G                    A
  i'm staying in and you
           D
can bet it sucks outside
       F#m         G
in the pouring rain I'll
              A
smoke some pot and
fry my brain


Chorus 2:
D
Thom cut the record
     G
down to the bone I'm
    A
the sureshot rocking
    D
the microphone
 D
Another weekend
  G
i didn't get laid
       A
it's a monday
        D
morning ant brigade
D
I've got the
       F#m
monday mornings
G
I've got the
       A
monday mornings
D
I've got the
       F#m
monday mornings
G
I've got the
       A
monday mornings
Outro: Monday monday...
D-F#m-G-A- x2
D--G-A-G-A- x4, D(hold)