My first contribution....so be gentle with me!!

Ai-ai-ai-ai-ai! 

You-you-you-you-you! 

Uno! Dos! Tres! Quatro! 

A5            F#5               E5                D5           A5           F#5
My teacher asked me where my homework was and that's when I told her

     E5         D5
"No hablo Ingles"

A5            F#5              E5                D5            A5          
Policeman caught me doing ninety and that's when he pulled me over
     E5           D5
"No hablo Ingles"

A5            F#5               E5                D5           A5           F#5
A hippie with a tambourine asking me if I could spare a dollar

     E5        D5
"No hablo Ingles"

A5            F#5               E5                D5           A5           F#5
Some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight and grabs my collar

      E5      D5
"No hablo Ingles"


G5
(One! )
When I'm not feeling it! 

D5
(Two! )

When someone's full of shit! 

A5
(Three! )                 D5       A5     
When I get cut off at the ba-a-a-a-ar! 

G5
To make a getaway

D5
It's all you've gotta say! 

E5
(Quatro! Sinco! Seis! )

              A5  
"No hablo Ingles!"

F#5   E5   D5

"No hablo Ingles!"

A5    F#5    E5     D5

"No hablo Ingles!"

A5    F#5    E5     D5

"No hablo Ingles!"
(Hey! Hey! Hey! )

A5            F#5               E5                D5           A5           F#5
My nephew asked me if I'd take him to the Jonas Brothers movie

     E5        D5
"No hablo Ingles"

A5            F#5               E5                D5           A5           F#5
Walking my dog I saw a sign that says to please pick up the doodie

     E5       D5
"No hablo Ingles"

A5            F#5               E5                D5           A5           F#5
My mama gets mad 'cause I never call my dad on his birthday

    E5     D5
"No hablo Ingles"
A guy walks up and says "Doda esta casel de pepe"

(One! )
G5
So many different uses! 
(Two! )
A5
You don't need no excuses! 
(Three! )
D5                         A5        D5     
It's as easy as the third gra-a-a-a-ade! 

G5
The perfect getaway! 

D5
It's all you've gotta say! 

E5
(Quatro! Sinco! Seis! )
"No hablo Ingles!"

              A5  
"No hablo Ingles!"

F#5   E5   D5

"No hablo Ingles!"

A5    F#5    E5     D5

"No hablo Ingles!"

A5    F#5    E5     D5

"No hablo Ingles!"


---SPANISH BIT---- Alternate E & F(without barring) 

Did you brush your teeth! ?
(No hablo Ingles! )
Where'd you leave your pants! ?
(No hablo Ingles! )
Did you feed the fish! ?
(No hablo Ingles! )
Do you like my band! ?
... Wait, don't answer that

              A5  
"No hablo Ingles!"

F#5   E5   D5

"No hablo Ingles!"

A5    F#5    E5     D5

"No hablo Ingles!"

A5    F#5    E5     D5

"No hablo Ingles!"