Disclaimer : I do not like Britney, I just challenged myself to find some sort
of music in the song. Here's what I got :

Britney Spears featuring Madonna
"Me Against The Music"

All my people in the crowd
Grab a partner take it down! 

Bm (x24432@1)[Madonna] Hey Britney?
[Britney] Are you ready? 
[Madonna] Uh huh, are you? 

C#mNo (x13321@4)one cares
BmIt's (x24432@1)whippin'my hair, it's pullin' my waist
C#mTo (x13321@4)hell with stares
BmThe (x24432@1)sweat is drippin' all over my face
C#mNo (x13321@4)one's there
BmI'm (x24432@1)the only one dancin' up in this place
C#mTonight (x13321@4)I'm here
BmFeel (x24432@1)the beat of the drum, gotta keep it that bass
BmI'm (x24432@1)up against the speaker, tryin' to take on the music
It's like a competition, me against the beat
                  Em (022000@1)                     BmI (x24432@1)wanna get in the zone, I wanna get in the zone
BmIf (x24432@1)you really wanna battle, saddle up and get your rhythm
Tryin' to hit it, CHIC-A-TAA
                             Em (022000@1)                 BmIn (x24432@1)a minute I'm a take a you on, I'm a take a you on
Hey, hey, hey

[CHORUS]
C#mAll (x13321@4)my people on the floor
BmLet (x24432@1)me see ya
C#mAll (x13321@4)my people wantin' more
BmLet (x24432@1)me see you dance
I wanna see ya
C#mAll (x13321@4)my people round and round
BmLet (x24432@1)me see you dance
Let me see ya
C#mAll (x13321@4)my people in the crowd
BmLet (x24432@1)me see you dance
I wanna see ya
Dm(bc) (xx0231@1)           
So how would you like a friendly competition
      C#m (x13321@4)       Bm (x24432@1)      
Let's take on the song
Dm (bc)
It's you and me baby, we're the music
C#m (x13321@4)                     Bm (x24432@1) Time to party all night long

C#mWe're (x13321@4)almost there
BmI'm (x24432@1)feelin' it bad and I can't explain
C#mMy (x13321@4)soul is bare
BmMy (x24432@1)hips are movin' at a rapid pace
C#mBaby (x13321@4)feel it burn
BmFrom (x24432@1)the tip of my toes, runnin' through my veins
C#mAnd (x13321@4)now it's your turn
BmLet (x24432@1)me see what you got, don't hesitate
BmI'm (x24432@1)up against the speaker, tryin' to take on the music
It's like a competition, me against the beat
                   Em (022000@1)                      BmI (x24432@1)wanna get in the zone, I wanna get in the zone
BmIf (x24432@1)you really wanna battle, saddle up and get your rhythm
Tryin' to hit it, CHIC-A-TAA
                             Em (022000@1)                 BmIn (x24432@1)a minute I'm a take a you on, I'm a take a you on
Hey, hey, hey

[CHORUS]
C#mAll (x13321@4)my people on the floor
BmLet (x24432@1)me see ya
C#mAll (x13321@4)my people wantin' more
BmLet (x24432@1)me see you dance
I wanna see ya
C#mAll (x13321@4)my people round and round
BmLet (x24432@1)me see you dance
Let me see ya
C#mAll (x13321@4)my people in the crowd
BmLet (x24432@1)me see you dance
I wanna see ya
Dm(bc) (xx0231@1)           
So how would you like a friendly competition
      C#m (x13321@4)       Bm (x24432@1)      
Let's take on the song
Dm (bc)
It's you and me baby, we're the music
C#m (x13321@4)                     Bm (x24432@1) Time to party all night long

C#m (x13321@4)           BmGet (x24432@1)on the floor, baby lose control
C#m (x13321@4)             BmJust (x24432@1)work your body and let it go
C#m (x13321@4)             BmIf (x24432@1)you wanna party, just grab somebody
C#mHey (x13321@4)Britney
Dm (bc)
We can dance all night long

C# (x43121@1)       Bm (x24432@1)                 Dm (xx0231@1)    C#mHey (x13321@4)Britney, you say you wanna lose control
C#mCome (x13321@4)over here I got somethin' to show ya
C#m (x13321@4)    Bm (x24432@1)                 DmSexy (xx0231@1)lady, I'd rather see you bare your soul
BmIf (x24432@1)you think you're so hot, better show me what you got
C#m (x13321@4)                       Bm (x24432@1)All my people in the crowd, let me see you dance
C#mC'mon (x13321@4)Britney lose control, watch you take it down

C#m (x13321@4)           BmGet (x24432@1)on the floor, baby lose control
C#m (x13321@4)             BmJust (x24432@1)work your body and let it go
C#m (x13321@4)             BmIf (x24432@1)you wanna party, just grab somebody
C#mHey (x13321@4)Britney
Dm (bc)
We can dance all night long

[CHORUS]
C#mAll (x13321@4)my people on the floor
BmLet (x24432@1)me see ya
C#mAll (x13321@4)my people wantin' more
BmLet (x24432@1)me see you dance
I wanna see ya
C#mAll (x13321@4)my people round and round
BmLet (x24432@1)me see you dance
Let me see ya
C#mAll (x13321@4)my people in the crowd
BmLet (x24432@1)me see you dance
I wanna see ya
Dm(bc) (xx0231@1)           
So how would you like a friendly competition
      C#m (x13321@4)       Bm (x24432@1)      
Let's take on the song
Dm (bc)
It's you and me baby, we're the music
C#m (x13321@4)                     Bm (x24432@1) Time to party all night long

C#m (x13321@4)                     BmAll (x24432@1)my people in the crowd, let me see you dance
C#m (x13321@4)                     BmC'mon (x24432@1)Britney take it down, make the music dance 
C#m (x13321@4)                        BmAll (x24432@1)my people round and round, party all night long
C#m (x13321@4)                      BmC'mon (x24432@1)Britney lose control, watch you take it down