F5                    D5
What do you get when you fall in love?
   Bb5
A girl with a pin to burst your bubble
A5                     D5        D5
That's what you get for all your troubble
G5                     C5 Bb5 F5
I'll never fall in love again 
Bb5   C5                   F5
I'll   never fall in love again
F5                        D5
What do you get when you kiss a girl
    Bb5
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
A5                  D5    D5
After you do, she'll never phone ya
G5                      C5 Bb5 F5
I'll never fall in love again 
Bb5   C5                                F5
I'll          never fall in love again
 F5                       C5   F5
Don't tell me what it's all about
        C5                     F5
'cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm not
 A5
Out of those chains those chains that bind you
 G5              C5
That is why I'm here to remind you
 F5                        D5
What do you get when you fall in love?
       Bb5
You only get lies and pain and sorrow
A5               D5    D5
So far at least until tomorrow
G5                          C5  Bb5  F5
I'll never fall in love a-  gain 
Bb5  C5               C5 C5    F5
I'll        never fall in love a-     gain