Chords for this song are:

   D    G    A
e -2-  -3-  -0-|
B -3-  -0-  -2-|
G -2-  -0-  -2-|
D -0-  -0-  -2-|
A -x-  -2-  -0-|
E -x-  -3-  -x-|


 D               G
Half past 5 I'm in the pub
 A                D
Six O'clock it's home for grub
 D                 G
Eight O'clock I'm back to the bar
 A                 D
Sod the walk I'll take the car


 D
Knock it back
 G
Have another one
 A                      D
Drinking and driving is so much fun


 D            G
In the motor off you go
 A                D
Not too fast and not too slow
 D                  G
Keep your head and keep your cool
 A               D
Must avoid that rightful pull


 D
Knock it back
 G
Have another one
 A                      D
Drinking and driving is so much fun


 D              G
As you meander down the road
 A                 D
Don't forget your highway code
 D                G
See the spot and take your pick
 A              D
Out of the car to be sick!.....


 D
Knock it back
 G
Have another one
 A                      D
Drinking and driving is so much fun

- Gilmore