E
tried to find a sock
know that it's lost
G                F#    E
something's gone wrong again

E
need a shave. cut m'self
need a new blade
G                F#    A
something's gone wrong again

chorus:
A
and again
and again and again, again
G                F#    E
something's gone wrong again

tried to fry an egg
broke the yolk, no joke
something's gone wrong again

looked at my watch just to check the time
but the hands come off mine
something's gone wrong again

chorus

nothing ever happens to people like us
'cept to miss the bus 
something's gone wrong again

need a smoke, spent my last 50p
but the machine is broke
something's gone wrong again

chorus

solo

nothing ever happens to people like us
'cept to miss the bus
something's gone wrong again

need a smoke, spent my last 50p
but the machine is broke
something's gone wrong againa

chorus

showed up early in time for our date
but then you turn up late
something's gone wrong again

need a drink, go to the pub
but the bugger's shut
something's gone wrong again

chorus