intro chords A5 , G5 , C5 , A5 , E5 , C5 , A5 , G5 , C5 , A5 , E5 , C5 A5 G5 Don't do anything just stand there C5 A5 E5 Holding the light with man and boy shakin' all hands G5 C5 E5 G5 G5 E5 G5 G/f# E5 If I were a bad dog you'd all be dead.... A5 G5 Six big strong boys from the land C5 A5 E5 Chewed off a piece of Mary Magdalenes arms G5 C5 E5 G5 G5 E5 G5 G/f# E5 While guard-ians wailed 'Oh for shame! For shame!' G5 A5 F5 Bb5 D5 B5 F#5 D5 E5 F#5 I will tear the se--cret from your ar.....ms middle instrumental bit (chords) A5 , G5 , C5 , A5 , E5 , C5 , A5 , G5 , C5 , A5 , E5 , C5 A5 G5 And come boys out from the hat! C5 A5 I cannot see your feet! E5 Come on my lucky lads! G5 C5 E5 G5 G5 E5 G5 G/f# E5 You don't want to live forev-er!.... A5 G5 C5 As I live and breathe as'if in danger or as if in doubt A5 E5 (Ran in circles screaming 'SHOU(t)!') G5 C5 E5 G5 G5 E5 G5 G/f# E5 If I were a bad dog you'd all be dead... G5 A5 F5 Bb5 D5 B5 F#5 E5 F#5 (Crucified) I thought you were de.....ad
