As always, Cardiacs song structure is generally mindbending and really difficult to tab up or chord-up as i have tried here. I am pretty sure what i have done is accurate, but the piece with the little girl singing " I will tear the secret..." etc might not be 100% but seems to fit quite well. Please, if you find out the exact chords for this, update this as you wish :) I tried my best to sit the chord changes exactly over the part of the word that Tim sings at that moment, to help, but sometimes the webpage will re-arrange everything and sit chords willy-nilly over the top of the text, so i hope it's as i wrote ! The chords at the end of each verse, sound better if used as a part-chord shape, as it were. G(E3,A2,D0) - G/F#(E2,A2,D0) - E(E0,A2,D2,G1) Have fun, should be easy to play through this one :) intro chords A, G, C, A, E, C, A, G, C, A, E, C A G Don't do anything just stand there C A E Holding the light with man and boy shakin' all hands G C E G G/F# E G G/f# E If I were a bad dog you'd all be dead.... A G Six big strong boys from the land C A E Chewed off a piece of Mary Magdalenes arms G C E G G/F# E G G/f# E While guard-ians wailed 'Oh for shame! For shame!' G A F Bb D B F# D E F# I will tear the se--cret from your ar.....ms middle instrumental bit (chords) A, G, C, A, E, C, A, G, C, A, E, C A G And come boys out from the hat! C A I cannot see your feet! E Come on my lucky lads! G C E G G/F# E G G/f# E You don't want to live forev-er!.... A G C As I live and breathe as'if in danger or as if in doubt A E (Ran in circles screaming 'SHOU(t)!') G C E G G/F# E G G/f# E If I were a bad dog you'd all be dead... G A F Bb D B F# E F# (Crucified) I thought you were de.....ad