Chords by Paul Wingham from The Sweet Fantastic. www.thesweetfantastic.co.uk For corrections email paul.wingham@virgin.net I love this song so enjoy!!! Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine Shoppers Paradise Verse 1: C G Ground floor Shoppers' Paradise habit-dashery, needles, spoons and knives C G knuckle-dusters, glass jaws and wooden hearts C Spend your money girls on sprays and lipsticks G tested on bunnies, girls, strays and misfits C G C ozone friendly rape alarms for those blinding dates another summer of hate Verse 2: C G It's the top shop for the tired and rundown going up for the final comedown C G First and second floors, third and fourth world wars C We've got a free pair of flares, with every hip replacement G just take the stairs to the bargain basement C Babies bottles full ot the milk of human kind nestle. Chorus: G C G C Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls G C G C the big shop is open it's a wonderful world Verse 3: C G Top floor Shoppers' Paradise we've got a drunk Father Christmas and The Antichrist C G We've got nothing of value so there's no V.A.T. were going S.H.O.P.P.I.N.G. C We take Visa, Access, American Express G patched-up, hand-me-down, second to next best C clothes for all ages, mothers and babies Chorus: Verse 4: C Going down for all the things you missed G all the love. peace and happiness that don't exist C G We've got enpsychopaedias we've got pic 'n' fix a government freezer full of benefits C A children's assortment we're bigger than Hamleys G We've got Cabbage Patch orphans from Sylvanian Famllies C Carpets. Iinoleum, holy petroleum, G Chemi-kaze killers, little Hitlers and Napoleans C G C Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls the big shop is open and the world is wonderful Ending: C G C G C G C G
