Intro: E5  A5  A5  B5 (twice) 
 
E5                  A5 
I know that every morning you go thumbing 
             B5 
Through the personal want ads 
E5                     A5 
You grab the latest copy a cup of coffee 
           B5 
And settle in for a good laugh 
E5                      A5 
I been tryin to catch your eye but I'm so shy 
        B5 
I'm hoping and praying that 
C#5            A5                       B5 
Today's edition is gonna catch your attention 
 
Chorus: 
           E5             A5                       B5 
There's a single white female, lookin for that special lover 
E5               A5 
To put it in a nutshell 
                             B5 
A one woman man who doesn't want no other 
C#5 A5         E5 
Oh you never can tell 
     A5                  B5 
She just might be your dream come true 
  C#5           A5    B5                   E5 
A single white female is lookin for a man like you 
 
 
E5                  A5 
Yeah I'm a little nervous I'm not sure if 
            B5 
I should a put it in writing 
E5                      A5 
Mighta been a little wreckless a little desperate 
        B5 
But I think I did the right thing 
E5               A5 
Couldn't go on livin keep it hidden 
         B5 
So I'm tellin you everything 
C#5                 A5                   B5 
It's my confession, I hope you get the message 
 
CHORUS 
 
Instrumental:  
E5 A5 A5 B5 (3 times) 
 
C#5                 A5                   B5 
It's my confession, I hope you get the message 
 
CHORUS