Intro:  G5 E5 E5 D5 E5 E5 G5 E5 E5 D5 A5 G5 E5 E5 D5 E5 E5 G5 E5 E5 D5 A5  
(the E5 chord is written twice to show the beat)

E5
So you're tired and beat
E5
And you've worked all week
E5
And you need a place you can let it  go.
E5
Where the girls go wild
E5
And the boys play hard
                                E5
And you need a little more than just the radio.
                 A5                D5
Well here's your open invitation
            A5                     D5
With just a couple regulations.
       E5
Let me warn you son, only come to have fun
                          E5
We don't take kindly to serious.
              G5
So leave your troubles at the door
           A5            A5
Unless you want some in here.


           E5                   G5
Welcome to my house, buckle up tight
          A5                 D5        A5
Everybody sings and drinks, laughs & gets high.
       E5                G5                   A5
It's a country music, a little soul, it's a rock 'n roll  rodeo.
         D5   E5               G5      
We don't tolerate no sitting around
            A5                                   
Everybody's dancin', groovin' and getting on down.
   C5                                         D5
So before you come in here with some kind of attitude
                                 G5 E5 E5 D5 E5 E5 G5 E5 E5 D5 A5  (use intro beat)
You better read the house rules.


       E5
Around eleven o'clock when the front door locks
E5
And the boys start raising the bottle.
E5
Where the girls do the thing with the Mardis Gras beads
                                              E5
Yeah, You know they're gonna show 'em if they got 'em.
   A5                   D5   A5                   A5
No matter what your story, a good time is mandatory.
     E5
Well rule number 7 says don't touch the women
                                E5
But they can grab whatever they want to.


           E5                   G5
Welcome to my house, buckle up tight
          A5                 D5        A5
Everybody sings and drinks, laughs & gets high.
       E5                G5                   A5
It's a country music, a little soul, it's a rock' n roll  rodeo.
         D5   E5                G5
We don't tolerate no sitting around
            A5
Everybody's dancing,' groovin' and getting on down.
   C5                                         D5
So before you come in here with some kind of attitude
                                  G5    A5      
You better read the house rules.


        E5             G5
No such thing as last call.
            A5
We pick' em up when they fall .
             C5
We share the same bathroom stall,
         D5
Says the sign on the wall.    (1, 2, 3)


           E5                   G5
Welcome to my house, buckle up tight
          A5                 D5        A5
Everybody sings and drinks, laughs & gets high.
       E5                G5                   A5
It's a country music, a little soul, it's a rock n roll  rodeo.
         D5   E5                G5
We don't tolerate no sitting around
            A5
Everybody's dancin', groovin' and getting on down.           
   C5                                         D5
So before you come in here with some kind of attitude            
     C5                                                  D5
Boy, before you come a walkin' in here with any kind of attitude
                                 G5 E5 E5 D5 E5 E5 G5 E5 E5 (again, like the into)
You better read the house rules.
    D5               A5            G5 E5 E5 D5 E5 E5
You better read the house rules.