G Well weren't we the rare oul' stock Spent the evenin' gettin' locked D Up in the Ace O' Hearts G C Where the high stools were engaging G Over the Butt Bridge, down by the dock, The boat she sailed at five o'clock. D 'Hurry boys, now', said Whack, G C 'Or before we're there we're all be back.' G Carry him if you can G D G The crack was ninety in the Isle of Man. G Before we reached the Alexander Bace The ding dong we did surely raise D In the bar of the ship we had great sport G C As the boat she sailed out of the port G Landed up in the Douglas Head Enquired for a vacant bed D The dining room we soon got shown G C By a decent woman up the road G 'Lads, ate it if you can.' G D G The crack was ninety in the Isle of Man. G Next morning we went for a ramble round Viewed the sights of Douglas Town D Then we went for a mighty session G C In a pub they call Dick Darbies. G We must have been drunk by half past three To sober up we went swimmin' in the sea D Back to the digs for the spruce up G C And while waitin' for the rosie G We all drew up our plan. G D G The crack was ninety in the Isle of Man. G That night we went to the Texas Bar, Came back down by horse and car D Met Big Jim and all went in C G To drink some wine in Yates?s G The Liverpool Judies it was said Were all to be found in the Douglas Head. D McShane was there in his suit and shirt. G C Them foreign girls he was tryin' to flirt. G Sayin', 'Here, girls, I'm your man.' G D G The crack was ninety in the Isle of Man G Whacker fancied his good looks On an Isle of Man woman he was struck D But a Liverpool lad was by her side G C And he throwin' the jar into her. G Whacker thought he'd take a chance He asked the quare one out to dance D Around the floor they stepped it out G C And to Whack it was no bother G Everythin' was goin' to plan. G D G The crack was ninety in the Isle of Man. G The Isle of Man woman fancied Whack Your man stood there till his mates came back D Whack! they all whacked into Whack G C Whack was landed on his back. G The police force arrived as well, Banjoed a couple of them as well D Landed up in the Douglas jail G C Until the Dublin boat did sail, G Deported every man. G D G The crack was ninety in the Isle of Man.
