Clem Snide's 
"Made for TV Movie" (Excellent YouTube video of this song...check it out!)


G
There's a made for tv movie
G
About Lucille Ball tonight
       C
If you really wanna watch it
   Am9
I guess that'd be alright with me



G
Well I heard he used to beat her
G
Like she was a conga drum
     C
They always slept in separate beds
    Am9
But somehow they had a son


G
The neighbors were vaudevillians
        Em9
And the laughs came from a can
     C                   A/C
Even though the club was hoppin'
         C                  A/C                  G
Twas the pills that she was poppin' that did her in


G
Or maybe it was different
G
You know my facts aren't always straight
     C
But they would never make a movie
   Am9
If everything was great


G
Because happiness is boring
G
It's always black and white
    C                A/C
The good times never last
        C                   A/C         G
And the chocolates move too fast for us all

...la la la

G
There's a made for tv movie
G
About Lucille Ball tonight
C
If you really wanna watch it
Am9                           G
I guess that'd be alright with me