Abm Sunday nights that you wanna B Black velvet cake Abm Sweet heart can bargain B Half price mistakes Abm She will go down with her ship B Like a good captain E You're sitting on the dock playing for B An audience of one Ab F# B ooooohhhh - ooooohhhh! (F#) Abm (F#) B Pacing your apartment, linoleum floors (F#) Abm Get a call from an old friend (F#) B She never like them before (F#) Abm He will drive all over three lanes (F#) B You sit tight, shotgun E Wind shield wipers waving for B An audience of one Abm You came out from the country B Wearing momma's clothes Abm You were born in the city B Daddy's dominoes Abm You need a record you can move to B Well we got one Drop the needle E B We are playing for an audience of one Drop the needle E B We are playing for an audience of one C#m B F# C#m B F# One gets all of you two jealous C#m B F# Three get even less C#m B F# Four divides you up then you're left C#m B F# Pleasing all your guests Abm Reach out you point a finger B And touch the globe (F#) Abm Spin around and where it stops B You've got to pack your bags and go Abm Land in the Mohave Desert (F#) B Sing for the sun E B Three's too many when you're playing for an audience of one E B Two's too busy when you're playing for an audience of one E B One is the only way playing for an audience of one Abm B oooooh - oooooh! Abm B oooooh - oooooh! Abm B oooooh - oooooh! Abm B oooooh - oooooh!
