Intro: G D G

Too weak for water 
              C
Too drunk for ale
        G                  
Now you don’t want anything 
       D                     
to get caught up in your eye 
               G            
Its a grain of salt 
              C       
it’s a mirror ball 
      G                     
those dancing leafs a jig 
            D             
as they get hung up down the hall 

                G             
its around your neck 
             C           
its around your neck 
        G            D      
lift it up over your head
           G             C  
before you turn down the bed
     G              D             G
just hope all those strings don’t connect


G D G
              
                 G  
don’t shake your fist
             C    
don’t make a pass
    G                        
you lost your bargaining power
            D           
[watch that suit well on me]
                   G  
it fits you like a snake
             C           
or a type of statuette
    G                    
the gloves are reaching over
         D            
for what hasn’t happened yet

                G             
its around your neck 
             C           
its around your neck 
        G            D      
lift it up over your head
           G             C  
before you turn down the bed
     G              D             G
just hope all those strings don’t connect

                G             
its around your neck 
             C           
its around your neck 
        G            D      
lift it up over your head
           G             C  
before you turn down the bed
     G              D             G
just hope all those strings don’t connect

OUTRO: G D G G D G