Cosmo Jarvis - Maxine
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Key of C, ear-transcribed on ukulele by Neil Killer.
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Play this however you want, but if you're playing it acoustic without a band, 
it might sound better with some fast strumming. Sounds better than just a 
monotonous "1, 2, 3, 4" rhythm.
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INTRO:
C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) F (133211@1)F (133211@1)F (133211@1)G[x3] (320003@1)C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) F (133211@1)name="chord_133211@1">F         F (133211@1)       GDumb (320003@1)Kid, Dumb Kid, Dumb Kid

VERSE 1:
C (x32010@1)     C (x32010@1)               C (x32010@1)        C (x32010@1)I'm not stalking you, I'm walking in front of you
    F (133211@1)         F (133211@1)  F (133211@1) GBut (320003@1)you're screaming
    C (x32010@1)     C (x32010@1)              C (x32010@1)          C (x32010@1)And I'm not grabbing you, or slapping the ass of you
    F (133211@1)     F (133211@1)  F (133211@1) GBut (320003@1)I'm dreaming
      C (x32010@1)             C (x32010@1)               C (x32010@1)                C (x32010@1)Cause I like girls in Trackies, I don't know why they just grab me
      F (133211@1)                F (133211@1)   F (133211@1)                GAnd (320003@1)I like how you stand up, I like how you stand up
C (x32010@1)          C (x32010@1)            C (x32010@1)            C (x32010@1)I'm not that weird, I don't have a girl or beard
        F (133211@1)    F (133211@1) F (133211@1)    GAnd (320003@1)I'm so fed up, so fed up

PRE-CHORUS 1:
         Am (x02210@1)         G (320003@1)          Em (022000@1)            AmI (x02210@1)wasn't really gonna get a tattoo of your name on my arm
        Am (x02210@1)                 G (320003@1)         Em (022000@1)         AmCause (x02210@1)I don't have that much money I can spend, I can spend
          Am (x02210@1)            G (320003@1)              Em (022000@1)            AmNo (x02210@1)matter how much porn I download, I will always think of you
    Am (x02210@1)        G (320003@1)            Em (022000@1)         AmAnd (x02210@1)I will be obsessed til the end, til the end

CHORUS:
  C (x32010@1)     C (x32010@1)          Dm (xx0231@1)       CMaxine, (x32010@1)Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
           G (320003@1)          F (133211@1)     CAnd (x32010@1)I'd do anything you tell me to!
  C (x32010@1)     C (x32010@1)          Dm (xx0231@1)       CMaxine, (x32010@1)Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
      C (x32010@1)        G (320003@1)          CAnd (x32010@1)I can't stop thinking of you!

INTERLUDE:
C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) F (133211@1)F (133211@1)F (133211@1)G[x2] (320003@1)
VERSE 2:
C (x32010@1)       C (x32010@1)            C (x32010@1)                 C (x32010@1)I'm not a wanker, well I used to be, but I'm not anymore
         F (133211@1)      F (133211@1)   F (133211@1) GCause (320003@1)it makes me tired
    C (x32010@1)             C (x32010@1)        C (x32010@1)             C (x32010@1)And I'm glad you're happy, but if my love gets crappy
        F (133211@1)           F (133211@1)   F (133211@1) GAnd (320003@1)I'm glad you're admired
      C (x32010@1)          C (x32010@1)           C (x32010@1)          C (x32010@1)And I know I'm immature, I won't stalk you anymore
      F (133211@1)       F (133211@1)       F (133211@1)       GI'm (320003@1)a dumb kid, dumb kid, dumb kid, dumb kid
    C (x32010@1)        C (x32010@1)              C (x32010@1)            C (x32010@1)And I'm not forgetting you, I'm just not gonna hit on you.
    F (133211@1)        F (133211@1)     F (133211@1)  GI'm (320003@1)sexually retarded.

INTERLUDE:
C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) F (133211@1)F (133211@1)F (133211@1)G (320003@1)PRE-CHORUS 2:
Am (x02210@1)        G (320003@1)            Em (022000@1)       AmSpeaking (x02210@1)of jacking, I was doing it today
           Am (x02210@1)             G (320003@1)             Em (022000@1)              AmBut (x02210@1)then I quit so I'd last longer, and you wouldn't laugh at me
Am (x02210@1)             G (320003@1)               Em (022000@1)          AmI'm (x02210@1)one of those guys, I can't let go and accept loathing
           Am (x02210@1)           G (320003@1)          Em (022000@1)AmCause (x02210@1)I've got quite an addictive personality.

CHORUS:
  C (x32010@1)     C (x32010@1)          Dm (xx0231@1)       CMaxine, (x32010@1)Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
           G (320003@1)          F (133211@1)     CAnd (x32010@1)I'd do anything you tell me to!
  C (x32010@1)     C (x32010@1)          Dm (xx0231@1)       CMaxine, (x32010@1)Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
      C (x32010@1)        G (320003@1)          CAnd (x32010@1)I can't stop thinking of you!

SOLO:
Am  G  Em  Am [x4]

PRE-CHORUS 3:
        Am (x02210@1)           G (320003@1)             Em (022000@1)               AmI'm (x02210@1)not saying we were gonna bang, but it would have been quite nice
      Am (x02210@1)                G (320003@1)            Em (022000@1)              AmAnd (x02210@1)I would have liked it more, than the best thing in the world
Am (x02210@1)           G (320003@1)               Em (022000@1)        AmYou're (x02210@1)not the first I've done a song about, trust me.
    Am (x02210@1)            G (320003@1)           Em (022000@1)              AI'm (x02220@1)really not that weird, I just get obsessed with girls!

CHORUS:
  C (x32010@1)     C (x32010@1)          Dm (xx0231@1)       CMaxine, (x32010@1)Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
           G (320003@1)          F (133211@1)     CAnd (x32010@1)I'd do anything you tell me to! (My balls are cold)
  C (x32010@1)     C (x32010@1)          Dm (xx0231@1)       CMaxine, (x32010@1)Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
      C (x32010@1)        G (320003@1)          C (x32010@1)  CAnd (x32010@1)I can't stop thinking of you!

BRIDGE:
      C (x32010@1)           C (x32010@1)           Dm (xx0231@1)          CI'm (x32010@1)obsessed, I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed
      G (320003@1)           FI'm (133211@1)obsessed, I'm obsessed
  
CHORUS:
  C (x32010@1)     C (x32010@1)          Dm (xx0231@1)       CMaxine, (x32010@1)Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
           G (320003@1)          F (133211@1)     CAnd (x32010@1)I'd do anything you tell me to!
  C (x32010@1)     C (x32010@1)          Dm (xx0231@1)       CMaxine, (x32010@1)Maxine! You're bloody obscene!
      C (x32010@1)        G (320003@1)          CAnd (x32010@1)I can't stop thinking of you!
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