Cosmo Jarvis - Maxine ------------------------------ Key of C, ear-transcribed on ukulele by Neil Killer. ------------------------------ Play this however you want, but if you're playing it acoustic without a band, it might sound better with some fast strumming. Sounds better than just a monotonous "1, 2, 3, 4" rhythm. ------------------------------ INTRO: C5 C5 C5 C5 F5 F5 F5 G5 [x3] C5 C5 C5 C5 F5 F5 F5 G5 Dumb Kid, Dumb Kid, Dumb Kid VERSE 1: C5 C5 C5 C5 I'm not stalking you, I'm walking in front of you F5 F5 F5 G5 But you're screaming C5 C5 C5 C5 And I'm not grabbing you, or slapping the ass of you F5 F5 F5 G5 But I'm dreaming C5 C5 C5 C5 Cause I like girls in Trackies, I don't know why they just grab me F5 F5 F5 G5 And I like how you stand up, I like how you stand up C5 C5 C5 C5 I'm not that weird, I don't have a girl or beard F5 F5 F5 G5 And I'm so fed up, so fed up PRE-CHORUS 1: A5 G5 E5 A5 I wasn't really gonna get a tattoo of your name on my arm A5 G5 E5 A5 Cause I don't have that much money I can spend, I can spend A5 G5 E5 A5 No matter how much porn I download, I will always think of you A5 G5 E5 A5 And I will be obsessed til the end, til the end CHORUS: C5 C5 D5 C5 Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene! G5 F5 C5 And I'd do anything you tell me to! C5 C5 D5 C5 Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene! C5 G5 C5 And I can't stop thinking of you! INTERLUDE: C5 C5 C5 C5 F5 F5 F5 G5 [x2] VERSE 2: C5 C5 C5 C5 I'm not a wanker, well I used to be, but I'm not anymore F5 F5 F5 G5 Cause it makes me tired C5 C5 C5 C5 And I'm glad you're happy, but if my love gets crappy F5 F5 F5 G5 And I'm glad you're admired C5 C5 C5 C5 And I know I'm immature, I won't stalk you anymore F5 F5 F5 G5 I'm a dumb kid, dumb kid, dumb kid, dumb kid C5 C5 C5 C5 And I'm not forgetting you, I'm just not gonna hit on you. F5 F5 F5 G5 I'm sexually retarded. INTERLUDE: C5 C5 C5 C5 F5 F5 F5 G5 PRE-CHORUS 2: A5 G5 E5 A5 Speaking of jacking, I was doing it today A5 G5 E5 A5 But then I quit so I'd last longer, and you wouldn't laugh at me A5 G5 E5 A5 I'm one of those guys, I can't let go and accept loathing A5 G5 E5 A5 Cause I've got quite an addictive personality. CHORUS: C5 C5 D5 C5 Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene! G5 F5 C5 And I'd do anything you tell me to! C5 C5 D5 C5 Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene! C5 G5 C5 And I can't stop thinking of you! SOLO: A5 G5 E5 A5 [x4] PRE-CHORUS 3: A5 G5 E5 A5 I'm not saying we were gonna bang, but it would have been quite nice A5 G5 E5 A5 And I would have liked it more, than the best thing in the world A5 G5 E5 A5 You're not the first I've done a song about, trust me. A5 G5 E5 A5 I'm really not that weird, I just get obsessed with girls! CHORUS: C5 C5 D5 C5 Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene! G5 F5 C5 And I'd do anything you tell me to! (My balls are cold) C5 C5 D5 C5 Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene! C5 G5 C5 C5 And I can't stop thinking of you! BRIDGE: C5 C5 D5 C5 I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed G5 F5 I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed CHORUS: C5 C5 D5 C5 Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene! G5 F5 C5 And I'd do anything you tell me to! C5 C5 D5 C5 Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene! C5 G5 C5 And I can't stop thinking of you! [x2]
