Cracker Friends Transcribed by Jfregly Every chord in the song gets four beats, except where there s a G followed by an F in intro, in the verse and in the chorus. The G and F get two downstroke beats each. Oh, and there s a country-style finish at end, with a quick D G flourish. That s it. Intro |G |D |G |G |G |G |D |C |D |GF|C |G |D |G |G | Verse G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) GWell (320003@1)I d never sleep with your ex girlfriend G (320003@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) DEven (xx0232@1)if she starts to flirt with me again C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) Allow me to apologize for my slightly wicked thoughts G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) GCause (320003@1)that s the kind of friend that you ve got G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) GIf (320003@1)a fight breaks out and you re the cause of it G (320003@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) DIn (xx0232@1)some redneck bar where you ve been talkin shit C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) CI (x32010@1)will not forsake you later in that parking lot G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) GCause (320003@1)that s the kind of friend that you ve got Chorus C (x32010@1) CWell (x32010@1)through the laughter and the tears G (320003@1) GWe (320003@1)go stumbling through the years G (320003@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) DA (xx0232@1)bit dysfunctional well folks might say C (x32010@1) CWell (x32010@1)I ve got the dirt on you G (320003@1) F (133211@1) CAnd (x32010@1)you ve got plenty on me too G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) GSo (320003@1)I pray we stay together all our days Solo on verse/intro chords Verse G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) GSo (320003@1)when you re on a date and you finally bring that girl home G (320003@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) DPut (xx0232@1)a little Captain Beefheart on the stereo and disconnect the phone C (x32010@1) DI (xx0232@1)ll show up drunk and raving G (320003@1) F (133211@1) CAnd (x32010@1)then I ll pass out on the spot G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) GCause (320003@1)that s the kind of friend that you ve got Chorus C (x32010@1) CWell (x32010@1)through the laughter and the tears G (320003@1) GWe (320003@1)go stumbling through the years G (320003@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) DA (xx0232@1)bit dysfunctional well folks might say C (x32010@1) CWell (x32010@1)I ve got the dirt on you G (320003@1) F (133211@1) CAnd (x32010@1)you ve got plenty on me too G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) CSo (x32010@1)I pray we stay together all our days Dear lord! G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)name="chord_320003@1">G So I pray we stay together all our days