D D Ain't but a half a mile between the city limit signs D A D Population nine hundred 'n' nine D G D A lotta front porch swingin', down home livin' D A D Friday night hell raisin', Sunday morning repentance D D We got our gossip goin' on down at Betty's Beauty Shop D A D They're sellin' 90 proof corn juice out back at the co-op D G D Judge Taylor likes to fight when his potbelly's full of beer D Theres always somethin' goin' on A D But there ain't nothin' goin' wrong around here Chorus: G D A D We got kids burnin' rubber 'round the old town square G D A D Tall tales being told in Harry's barber chair G Bm F# A G Life moves slow D There's always somethin' goin' on A D But there ain't nothin goin' wrong around here D D Old men bettin' on the weather on the courthouse stairs D A D Luther wackin' off weeds in his underwear D G D They go moon skinny-dippin this time of year D Theres always somethin' on A D But there ain't nothin' goin' wrong around here Chorus: G D A D We got kids burnin' rubber 'round the old town square G D A D Tall tales being told in Harry's barber chair G Bm F# A G Life moves slow D There's always somethin' goin' on A D But there ain't nothin goin' wrong around here D D Only time Sheriff Lester breaks his handcuffs out D A D Is when his wife's been drinkin' and they're back at the house D G D He'll be walking' 'round for days in a daze grinnin' ear to ear D There's always somethin' goin' on A D But there ain't nothin' going wrong around here
