D5 D5 Ain't but a half a mile between the city limit signs D5 A5 D5 Population nine hundred 'n' nine D5 G5 D5 A lotta front porch swingin', down home livin' D5 A5 D5 Friday night hell raisin', Sunday morning repentance D5 D5 We got our gossip goin' on down at Betty's Beauty Shop D5 A5 D5 They're sellin' 90 proof corn juice out back at the co-op D5 G5 D5 Judge Taylor likes to fight when his potbelly's full of beer D5 Theres always somethin' goin' on A5 D5 But there ain't nothin' goin' wrong around here Chorus: G5 D5 A5 D5 We got kids burnin' rubber 'round the old town square G5 D5 A5 D5 Tall tales being told in Harry's barber chair G5 B5 F#5 A5 G5 Life moves slow D5 There's always somethin' goin' on A5 D5 But there ain't nothin goin' wrong around here D5 D5 Old men bettin' on the weather on the courthouse stairs D5 A5 D5 Luther wackin' off weeds in his underwear D5 G5 D5 They go moon skinny-dippin this time of year D5 Theres always somethin' on A5 D5 But there ain't nothin' goin' wrong around here Chorus: G5 D5 A5 D5 We got kids burnin' rubber 'round the old town square G5 D5 A5 D5 Tall tales being told in Harry's barber chair G5 B5 F#5 A5 G5 Life moves slow D5 There's always somethin' goin' on A5 D5 But there ain't nothin goin' wrong around here D5 D5 Only time Sheriff Lester breaks his handcuffs out D5 A5 D5 Is when his wife's been drinkin' and they're back at the house D5 G5 D5 He'll be walking' 'round for days in a daze grinnin' ear to ear D5 There's always somethin' goin' on A5 D5 But there ain't nothin' going wrong around here
