This is a tab based off of his performance at a bar called the Gold Dollar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v= iqUGp7qdGM The song begins at 3:25

CHORDS:
(G) (D) (C) (Em) (F# note)
 3   2   0   0    0
 0   3   1   0    0
 0   2   0   0    0
 0   0   2   2    0
 2   0   3   2    0
 3   0   0   0    2

VERSE 1:
(G D G)
To Love And Cherish were the words she said
(G D G)
Til I found some guy's fuck lube in our bed
(C G D G)
Well there was a party going on and I started a fight
(C D G)
I lost my love I got my ass kicked that night

VERSE 2:
(G D G)
A broken nose and fractured head
(G D G)
I left my wedding ring laying right in the hospital bed
(C G D G)
And when I looked into the mirror I looked just like Leon Spinks
(G D G)
Oh, sometimes you need a drink

CHORUS:
(C G)
All that happened last September
(C G)
The lesson I learned, I don't remember
(C D G (F#) Em)
It had something to do with growing up and how life's so fucking unfair
(C D G)
Oh who fucking cares

VERSE 3:
(G D G)
She tattooed my name right on her ass
(G D G)
And I thought I'd found true love at last
(C G D G)
Well I'll never say I do again unless it's to a Heineken
(G D G)
I'll never say I do again

VERSE 4:
(G D G)
Well years went by and I wish her no wrong
(G D G)
At least she supplied the words to this song
(C G D G)
And I hope her and her new boyfriend are really having a blast
(G D G)
And every time he fucks her he sees my name on her ass

CHORUS:
(C G)
All that happened last September
(C G)
The lesson I learned, I don't remember
(C D G F# Em)
It had something to do with growing up and how life's so fucking unfair
(C D G)
Oh who fucking cares
(C D G)
Oh who fucking cares
(C D G)
Oh who fucking cares