i agree with the other guy almost completely, but i was looking at his tab and it came 
as a little confusing. heres a straightforward way to play the song.

Intro: G G/f# E C C/B

G
And so typically, and so typically
G/f#
Soft, set back and perfectly dropped
E                                C         C/B
Tough and learn and so perfectly taught
G
I am as he does, you are as she was
    G/f#
and thats because, and thats because
E                                C
but you never try, but you never try
      G                          G/f#
Cause conflict and make your top pick
                    E                      C
Restitch my ripped jeans and take the old ones
                             D
and take the old ones out
G                         G/f#                         E
back sew 'em tight at the seams please, i got so many ripped knees
C
ripped knees

Chorus:
G                        E                       C
I'm selfish as selfish comes, you're giving me a run
        D
for my money, honey

Second verse: Same, palm muted

Bridge:
C
Honey x 14

Chorus

hooray