D5 G5 I don't want to be a pioneer D5 G5 A5 A singer sings a sad song when he's sad D5 G5 But honey all these years I've been upset B5 A5 I've slowly turned the kind of blue that keeps your jeans dry D5 G5 Now I don't need to reinvent the wheel D5 G5 A5 a singer needs to feel like he's been had G5 A5 It's all so sad A5 It's all so sad D5 G5 All broke, all beat, all twisted feet B5 A5 And so on and so forth D5 G5 So don't steal, don't lie, just tie your tie B5 And go on, go forth A5 Go on, go forth D5 G5 Sing la-dee-da dee-da dee-da dee-da dee-da dee-da oh-da B5 A5 Ah dee-da dee-da dee-da dee-da dee-da-da-da-da-da A5 Ah dee-da dee-da D5 G5 So hell I thought I knew why I was here D5 G5 A5 To find myself a girl who makes me sad D5 G5 But I went looking round and all I found B5 A5 Was this here one who makes me tea and brings the crossword D5 G5 So how am I supposed to bring us down D5 G5 A5 To think that I got used to being sad G5 A5 And sometimes down G5 A5 And always blue A5 A5 And did I mention sad? D5 G5 All broke, all beat, all twisted feet B5 A5 And so on and so forth D5 G5 So don't steal, don't lie, just tie your tie B5 And go on, go forth A5 Go on, go forth D5 G5 All broke, all beat, all twisted feet B5 A5 And so on and so forth D5 G5 So don't steal, don't lie, just tie your tie B5 G5 And go on, go forth B5 G5 Go on, go forth A5 D5 G5 D5 Just...go