Artist: Daniel Johnston Song: Grievances Album: Songs Of Pain (Volume I) (1981) This was originally played on Piano, but these are the chords. Intro: C F G C Am F G If I Had My Own Way, You?d Be With Me Here Today C Am F But I Rarely Have My Own Way, I Guess That?s Why You Ain?t Here With Me G Today Am G F And The Librarian Said Am G F You Can?t Buy No Respect Am G F I Said ?Hey Lady, What Can You Expect Am G C F G C F G When I?m Lyin? On The Floor?? C Am F G You?re a Lovely Lady But You Don?t Wanna Be No Girl of Mine C Am F G And The Only Thing You Ever Did For Me was Help Me Waste My Time Am G F And I Saw You At The Funeral Am G F You Were Standing There Like A Temple Am G F I Said ?Hi, How Are You, Hello? Am G C F G C F G C F G And I Pulled Up A Casket And Crawled In????Yes I Did! <<-SLOW DOWN->> C G Am Em Climbed Up A Mountain And I Looked Around F C G Some Kind Of Circus with all them clowns C G Am Em I Said ?Hey Wait A Minute, Can We Slow Down A Bit?? F C G And I Almost Got Hit By A Truck C G Am Em Well It Just Goes To Show You That We?re All On Our Own F C G Scrounging For Our Own Share Of Good Luck C G Am Em Stab Your Brother In The Back F G F G C F G C F G C And Pick Up Your Paycheck <<-RESUME ORIGINAL SPEED->> C Am F G Goodbye Lonely Heart Jolene, You Never Did Work Anyhow C Am F G I?m Lookin? for a nice girl, and I don?t want no Cow Am G F I?m heading out west Am G F Gonna Find Me The Best Am G F ?Cause I Played The Game, But I Failed The Test Am G C F G C If I Can?t Be A Lover, Then I?ll Be a Pest