Verse:

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I hope that the last the page of your 800-page novel is missing
                D5                       B5                E5        
And I hope that it rains if you leave the window down on your red Mustang


Chorus:
       G5               D5                G5            
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
       G5               D5                G5            
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you

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And if you drop your keys I hope there's a sewer somewhere very nearby
                    D5                    B5                     E5    
And if you're out of clean sheets I hope your new girl takes off and it's clear why

Chorus:
       G5               D5                G5            
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
       G5               D5                G5            
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you


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And I would like to be your girlfriend so I could dump you
   B5                    D5                        G5    
And I would like to be your garbage man so I would never have to pick up 
           G5
your trash again

                D5                  B5                  E5        
Maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty
                D5                    B5                       E5     
Well I hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call Jenny



G5               D5                G5            
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
 (But I'm sorry if it ever is)      
G5               D5                G5            
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
(But I'm sorry if it ever is) etc...