standard tuning.

Intro: E , A , D9 (2x)


E             A
You would not believe your eyes
D9
If ten million home supplies
E            A                D9
Appeared and taught me how to live


E                A
I test out every bed
       D9
Look! I'm on a movie set
E              
You'd think me straight
A                     D9
I just can't help but frolic


D9     A           E
I like to make myself believe
             D9  A       E  F#
That I could die... here... happy...
D9            A           E                 F#
Everything I'd ever need is right in front of me
D9           A                         E
I think there's something wrong with this TV


D9(let ring)
Nap time...


E                 A         
I take a thousand steps
D9
When do these arrows end
E                      A         D9
Either Deja Vu or I've been here before


E                   A
These employees are jerks
D9
And there arrows don't freaking work
E                              A
Because if they did I wouldn't be asking you
D9
How to get out of here!!


D9     A           E
I like to make myself believe
            D9 A  E      F#
These magic arrows.. help.. me..
D9               A 
With every step I'm lost again
   E                  F#
My legs can't walk no more
D9              A            E
I don't think they have an exit door
              D9
How is this a lamp?!?


          A               E
I find it kind of hard to believe
               D9  A             E         F#
That there's a food.. court.. right next.. to me
   D9                A
If I never left how did I get here
E                         F#
I think I saw this in the Twilight Zone once
D9  A              E
Nobody inside made it out!
                     D9
What are you looking at?!

(Palm Mute)
E            A
My points of latitude and longitude are
D9
30 north 100 west
E              A                    D9
I'll be on the couch that's on your left


D9     A           E
I like to make myself believe
     D9    A    E
That somebody will save me