(afina??o D A D G A E) E5 E | --------------- | A | --------------- | G | -----1--------- | D | -----2--------- | A | -----2--------- | D | -----2--------- | A5 E | --------------- | A | ------0-------- | G | ------2-------- | D | ------2-------- | A | ------0-------- | D | --------------- | D5 E | ------0-------- | A | ------0-------- | G | ------2-------- | D | ------0-------- | A | --------------- | D | --------------- | F#5 E | --------------- | A | --------------- | G | ------2-------- | D | ------4-------- | A | ------4-------- | D | ------4-------- | (intro 2x) E5 A5 D5 (1:st guitar) E5 A5 You would not believe your eyes D5 If ten million home supplies E5 A5 D5 Appeared and taught me how to live E5 A5 I test out every bed D5 Look! I'm on a movie set E5 You'd think me straight A5 D5 I just can't help but frolic D5 A5 E5 I like to make myself believe D5 A5 E5 F#5 That I could die... here... happy... D5 A5 E5 F#5 Everything I'd ever need is right in front of me D5 A5 E5 I think there's something wrong with this TV D5 Nap time... E5 A5 I take a thousand steps D5 When do these arrows end E5 A5 D5 Either Deja Vu or I've been here before E5 A5 These employees are jerks D5 And there arrows don't freaking work E5 A5 Because if they did I wouldn't be asking you D5 How to get out of here! D5 A5 E5 I like to make myself believe D5 A5 E5 F#5 These magic arrows... help... me. D5 A5 With every step I'm lost again E5 F#5 My legs can't walk no more D5 A5 E5 I don't think they have an exit door D5 How is this a lamp?!? A5 E5 I find it kind of hard to believe D5 A5 E5 F#5 That there's a food.. court.. right next.. to me D5 A5 If I never left how did I get here E5 F#5 I think I saw this in the Twilight Zone once D5 A5 E5 Nobody inside made it out! D5 What are you looking at?! (Palm Mute) E5 A5 My points of latitude and longitude are D5 30 north 100 west E5 A5 D5 I'll be on the couch that's on your left D5 A5 E5 I like to make myself believe D5 A5 E5 That somebody will save me... (guitar 2) E | --------(b9)7---(b9)7---(b9)7---(b9)7---7-5---7-5---7-5---7-5------------------------------------- | A | ------------7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----5----------------------------------- | G | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ | x2 D | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ | A | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ | D | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ |