David Brent - Serpent Who Guards The Gates of Hell

C (x32010@1)    x32010
Am7    x02010
D (xx0232@1)    xx0232
Dsus   xx0233
G (320003@1)    320003
Em     022000
F#     20xxxx

I'm not saying don't trust all women, I'm saying, you know, be careful. Everyone 
woman is different. What it's saying is basically, if you're in a relationship, 
great. In fact if you were going out with her for over 2 years and you've actually 
bought her an engagement ring and you're totally loyal to her... Just be careful 
at a new years eve party that she doesn't get pissed out of her head and you find 
her in the toilet on all fours with Phil Hickley.

Em (022000@1) F# (244322@1)  G (320003@1) Mandy    Wier[?] 
    C (x32010@1)                   Am7the (x02010@1)lady with the flaming hair (sorta ginger)
Em (022000@1)           F# (244322@1)Gshe's (320003@1)not what she seems
C (x32010@1)                 Am7she (x02010@1)will crush your dreams
C (x32010@1)      Am7 (x02010@1)           Gdon't (320003@1)look in her loving eyes
C (x32010@1)     Am7 (x02010@1)       G (320003@1)D (xx0232@1)Dsusshe's (xx0233@1)a demon in disguiiiseee
C (x32010@1)      Am7 (x02010@1)          Gand (320003@1)soon only time will tell
          Em (022000@1)        D (xx0232@1)                 Emshe's (022000@1)the serpent who guards the gates of hell

Ba ba dow! And then the whole band would kick in, Forgone Conclusion, and err 
like, Mammogram would do a mental solo.

Who's Mammogram?

Mammogram, that was our lead axeman. That wasn't his real name, his real name was Craig Monkford.