(intro 4x) A C A G A 

 A                     C
I don't wanna be no Catholic boy
 A                     E
I just wanna have some fun
 A                     C
I don't wanna be no Catholic boy
 B
And get beat by the nuns

I don't wanna kneel, I don't wanna feel
Guilty supression
I wanna beat my meat right in the street
Dominus vobiscum

 D                             A
The kids are passing out in the pew
 D                        A
I'm looking for a hanging jew
 D                  A
Don't wanna be no fool
 C                  B
Go to no procial school

 A                     C
I don't wanna be no Catholic boy
 A                     E
I just wanna live in sin
 A                     C
I don't wanna be no Catholic boy
   D                   E
I don't wanna have to say amen

I don't wanna kneel...
The kids are passing...

 A                     C
I don't wanna be no Catholic boy
 A                     E
I just wanna live in sin
 A                     C
I don't wanna be no Catholic boy
   D                   E
I don't wanna have to say amen

( D A ) (3x)
( D B E )

 A                     C
I don't wanna be no Catholic boy
 A                     E
I just wanna live in sin
 A                     C
I don't wanna be no Catholic boy
   D                   E
I just can't seem to get into the habit