CHIRSTIANS IN LOVE - DEAD CAT BOUNCE
(http://deadcatbounce.ie/)

Tabbed by: Danger_Dave17

Tuning: Standard

These chords arent exactly what they play live, but theyre suitable for singing along to.  


B: 799877
Ab/Abm: 466444
E: 022100
F: 133211
Ab/Ab: 466544


B                                              Ab/Abm
It?s pretty clear, theyve no idea what they're doing
B                                                         Ab/Abm
But its their wedding night, and theyre determined to get through it
E                        
Christians in Love
F                     Ab/Ab                   E
Rolling around like a couple if pigs in a Barrel
E
Christians in Love
F                     Ab/Ab                E
Flapping about like a couple of Trout in a Puddle
Ab/Ab                  F         
Like a Chimpanzee at a buffet car, 
            F                              E
theyre just grabbing at things before they know what they are
E                                        F
And seeing if they can fit them in their mouths
Ab/Ab                    F                                       
Like a Pony trapped in a broken lift, 
F                   E
theyve no idea what buttons theyve pressed
E                                 F
Theyre just enjoying going up and down
E                          B                  Ab/Abm
And theyre making neighing sounds

B                                                       Ab/Abm
And as the daybreak looms, their crazy passion knows no limit
B                                                                Ab/Abm
Cause neither one of them, know how they're meant to know theyre finished
E                        
Christians in Love
F                        Ab/Ab                 E
Rubbing away like theyre getting a stain off a carpet
E                        
Christians in Love
F                     Ab/Ab                    E
Making a sound like a goose being drowned in a bucket
Ab/Ab                      F                                      
Like a shithouse door in a force nine gale, 
F                            E
theyre banging away till the hinges fail
E                            F
With no discernable sense of rhythm
Ab/Ab                    F                                  
Like Keanu Reeves in the movie speed 
F                          E
theyre scared that slowing down might lead
E                         F
To some sort of explosive cataclysm
E                            B              Ab/Abm
Taking Dennis Hopper with them

B                                                 Ab/Abm
By now Ive guessed, I guess I know what youre all thinking
B                                                      Ab/Abm
Why am I watching them, and how have they not heard me singing
E
Christians in Love
F                     Ab/Ab         E
Possibly deaf or else so incredibly focused
F                                 Ab/Ab                       E
On the task in hand that theres a four piece band they havent noticed
Ab/Ab                    F                                       
In the en-suite watching them get laid, 
F                  E
and wondering when well be paid
E                                      F
For a wedding that's been over several hours
Ab/Ab                     F                                            
But well stick it out as long as it takes 
F                              E
till either our resolve or the headboard breaks
E                                             F
At least weve got a toilet and a shower (right guys?)
E                                   B               
Then I guess well just keep singing louder

B                                                     
Hey you, wheres our money?  Hey you, wheres our money?
Ab/Abm                                       
Hey you, wheres our money?  Hey you, wheres our money?
(Christians in love)

(Repeat till fade)

Corrections welcome.  Thanks.

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