Intro
A, E, D, E

A (x02220@1)               EOverenthusiastic (022100@1)contraceptive lady
 D (xx0232@1)                      EWhy (022100@1)don't you just let me in.

A (x02220@1)I know you're scared of disease
             E (022100@1)But let's pretend it's the eighties
  D (xx0232@1)                EI (022100@1)wanna go skin to skin.

D (xx0232@1)                     EHaven't (022100@1)you heard about a thing called love?
     AGoes (x02220@1)usually free to guys like me
     D (xx0232@1)        EFrom (022100@1)girls like you.

A (x02220@1)                EOverenthusiastic (022100@1)contraceptive lady
    D (xx0232@1)                   EI'm (022100@1)not gonna wear one of those.

ASee (x02220@1)I've got poor circulation
             E (022100@1)And now i'm thinking that maybe
      D (xx0232@1)                        EIt'll (022100@1)cut off the blood from my toes.

Besides it's like 
 D (xx0232@1)                        Ethinking (022100@1)an umbrella could stop a tsunami
      AOr (x02220@1)forgetting to unwrap a peperami
DYou (xx0232@1)wouldn't do it girl
D (xx0232@1)                   ESo (022100@1)why'd you do it to me?

A (x02220@1)                E (022100@1)Overenthusiastic contraceptive lady
 D (xx0232@1)                       EWhy (022100@1)do you think you know best? (Why?)

A (x02220@1)               
I just want your loving girl
  EI (022100@1)don't want your baby
     D (xx0232@1)                      ESo (022100@1)I promise to aim for your chest

D (xx0232@1)                EI (022100@1)understand that you've got issues
        A (x02220@1)                        DBut (xx0232@1)it's okay baby, I got tissues
                                               EAnd (022100@1)if that's not enough to set your world on fire
               EI (022100@1)also got an african choir.

(African choir part is A, E, D, E)