Dead Cat Bounce
Rugby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTpXymuwxNs

1                   A
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2
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3
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4
                E E Emaj7
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Intro
1 2 3 4

1
I know you're angry and you're feeling ashamed
2
I'm kinda feeling the same
3
but we could hide our love if we pretend it's a game
4
and give it a secret name
              A      B
let's call it rugby
              E    E/Eb
let's call it ruuuugby
      C#m             B
and I bet that pretty soon all
      G#m            A
The showers could be communal  (yeah)
  (A)                     B
and noone would suspect a thing
                 C#m         B
and when people ask what are 15 guys
      G#m                          A
doing sticking their heads between each others thighs
                                           B   (Badd9 B)
 we'll just tell them that we're practicing

1
we'll have a special language and a secret code
2
that nobody knows what the are
3
and we'll do clever things with existing words
4
like replacing an f with and r
                   A      B
so we'll say we're rucking when really we're f---
C#m                             B
Fooling the world that there's nothing sexual
     G#m                 A
in a ball shaped liked a giant tescicle
    (A)                                 B
being grabbed at by enormous men (in shorts)
      C#m              B
while drunk spectators in the stands
         G#m                 A
call for bigger tackles and softer hands
    (A)                             B    (Badd9  B)
just wishing that it could be them

Chorus

E  E/Eb  B                               A        G#m       Ei
playing rugby (crouch touch engage)  I'm tackling Johnson in knee high socks)
C#m G#m A                                E       E       Emaj7*
playing rugby (crouch touch engage)  I'm finding touch a bit too much
E  E/Eb  B                               A       G#m       Ei
playing rugby (crouch touch engage) I'm in the mud with 15 studs
C#m G#m A
I'm playing rugby

           B             E5
and if you don't you're gay


E's used
E    x76454    (could use x7999x)
E/Eb x66454    (and x6999x      )
Ei   022100
E E Emaj7* as per riff 4
E5   022xxx
MDMA (just a joke)