Intro ( G5  C5 D5 ) 3x

G5
Hello this is Dee Dee
     D5
You must be a nut
     E5
What do you want?
     C5
Im gonna hang up


G5                 D5
Please sir Please just one minute
E5                C5
Theres big trouble and youre in it
G5                 D5
Your wifes at the Ritz with another guy
E5                C5
Shes been drinking we think shes pretty high
G5                 D5
Were all scared to death and we dont know what to do
E5                C5
We thought we better get ahold of you

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G5       B5 -> C5
Emergency
           G5       D5
Calling Mr Dee Dee
D5
Pick up your phone


G5       B5 -> C5
Emergency
           G5       D5
Calling Mr Dee Dee
D5
You know youre home
C5
Pick up your phone

Shes always in trouble, cant take anymore
Put on my coat and Im out the door
Lit up a cigarette and hailed a cab
I was soaking wet and boiling mad
She never gives me no damned respect
Ive been good to her if Im not correct
Bought her a fur coat and a pink cadillac
Introduced her to my friends and she stabs me in the back

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Now listen baby doll - youve been busted
I should have known that you cant be trusted
That aint your uncle and that aint soda pop
Im just about to blow my top
But Ill forgive you, you know I will
Get your coat while I pay the bill
Next time go shopping if you want a thrill
Now its time for you to chill

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