Tonyage Tab by Descendents


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"Tonyage" by the DESCENDENTS

words and music by Tony Lombardo/Bill Stevenson

as heard on the DESCENDENTS New Alliance Recording
"Milo Goes To College"

transcribed by Mark Woodruff
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  Verse Figure w/ Verse #1 Lyrics
  N.C.                                  (drums, guitar & vocals enter)
  1  &  2  &  3  &   1  &  2  &  3  &   1    &    2    &    3    &
e:------------------|------------------|------------------------------|
B:------------------|------------------|------------------------------|
G:------------------|------------------|------------------------------|
D:------------------|------------------|------------------------------|
A:---5--4-----------|---5--4-----------|-----5----4-------------------|
E:3-----------6--6--|3-----------6--6--|2/3-----------------6----6----|
  (bass arr. for guitar)            eh, you  beat up Fear's bass player

  etc.
e:------------------------------|------------------------------|
B:------------------------------|------------------------------|
G:------------------------------|------------------------------|
D:------------------------------|------------------------------|
A:-----5----4-------------------|-----5----4-------------------|
E:3-------------------6----6----|3-------------------6----6----|
   yer all surfers    last year three years ago it  wasn't cool

                                 Chorus w/ Chorus #1 Lyrics
                                 G5                  Bb
                                 1    &    2    &    3    &    4    &
e:------------------------------|----------------------------------------|
B:------------------------------|----------------------------------------|
G:------------------------------|----------------------------------------|
D:------------------------------|5-------------------8-------------------|
A:-----5----4-------------------|5-------------------8-------------------|
E:3-------------------6----6----|3-------------------6-------------------|
  you  spit on me but I'm no one eh, Bobby Pin       had long hair    but


  G5                  Bb
  1    &    2    &    3    &    4    &
e:----------------------------------------|
B:----------------------------------------|
G:----------------------------------------|
D:5-------------------8-------------------|
A:5-------------------8-------------------|
E:3-------------------6-------------------|
  you spit on         Darby Crash


  G5                  Bb
  1    &    2    &    3    &    4    &
e:----------------------------------------|
B:----------------------------------------|
G:----------------------------------------|
D:5-------------------8-------------------|
A:5-------------------8-------------------|
E:3-------------------6-------------------|
  he had a fuckin'    mohawk, man


  G5                  Bb
  1    &    2    &    3    &    4    &
e:----------------------------------------|
B:----------------------------------------|
G:----------------------------------------|
D:5-------------------8-------------------|
A:5-------------------8-------------------|
E:3-------------------6-------------------|
  three years ago Forming in 'Seventy-five

   Verse Figure             Chorus
   w/ Verse #2 Lyrics       w/ Chorus #2 Lyrics

e:|------------------------|------------------------|
B:|------------------------|------------------------|
G:|------------------------|------------------------|
D:|------------------------|------------------------|
A:|------------------------|------------------------|
E:|------------------------|------------------------|
   (6 measures)             (4 measures)

  Bridge
  (double time tempo)
  1  &  2  &  3  &  4  &   1  &  2  &  3  &  4  &   1  &  2  &  3  &  4  &
e:------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|
B:------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|
G:------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|
D:------------------------|------------------------|---5--4-----4--3--------|
A:---5--4-----4--3--------|---5--4-----4--3--------|3--------3--------3--6--|
E:3--------3--------3--6--|3--------3--------3--6--|------------------------|

                                                    G5    Bb    C5    Eb
  1  &  2  &  3  &  4  &   1  &  2  &  3  &  4  &   1  &  2  &  3  &  4  &
e:------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|
B:------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|
G:------------------------|------------------------|------------5--5--8-----|
D:---5--4-----4--3--------|5--4--3-----------------|5--5--8-----5--5--8-----|
A:3--------3--------3--6--|---------5--4--3--------|5--5--8-----3--3--6-----|
E:------------------------|------------------3-----|3--3--6-----------------|

  G5    Bb    C5    Eb     F5    C5    Bb    C5     F5    C5    Bb    C5
  1  &  2  &  3  &  4  &   etc.
e:------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|
B:------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|
G:------------5--5--8-----|10-10-------------------|10-10-------------------|
D:5--5--8-----5--5--8-----|10-10-10-10-8--8--10-10-|10-10-10-10-8--8--10-10-|
A:5--5--8-----3--3--6-----|8--8--10-10-8--8--10-10-|8--8--10-10-8--8--10-10-|
E:3--3--6-----------------|------8--8--6--6--8--8--|------8--8--6--6--8--8--|


                                                    Outro (very fast)
  G5    D5    C5    D5     G5    D5    C5    D5     G5 D5 Db    Bb
                                                    1  &  2  &  3  &
e:------------------------|------------------------|------------------|
B:------------------------|------------------------|------------------|
G:12-12-------------------|12-12-------------------|---7--6-----------|
D:12-12-12-12-10-10-12-12-|12-12-12-12-10-10-12-12-|5--7--6--x--8--8--|
A:10-10-12-12-10-10-12-12-|10-10-12-12-10-10-12-12-|5--5--4--x--8--8--|
E:------10-10-8--8--10-10-|------10-10-8--8--10-10-|3--------x--6--6--|
                                                    (play 6 times)

Verse #2:

"I'm a New Waver...
My girlfriend's a surfer"
Well, she's more of a poser than you are
And she won't fuck you anyway

Chorus #2:

Eh, it doesn't matter...you all suck
You don't know shit about punk rock
You're a bunch of fucking drug addicts
Screwing up what we call fun

Bridge:

I hate everything, that means you
I hate you more than I do
I got no time to sleep, no time to get laid
I got a 2" x 2", but it doesn't matter

Outro:

Fake hardcore
You spit on the Urinals