G            Em
Two French sisters on a DC-10
          G              Em
sped from Dallas. Just imagine them:
G                  Em
peppering their respective speeches with
G          Em
commas and cupids
            G               Em
and I-Don't-Wannas, I-Don't-Think-Sos.

   D             C         G
It snows here in Sasquatch Country
          D        C            G
where the criminal element runs free.
    D             C
Two singular eyes spied them ,
          G
a cyclops second goes by them ,
      Em                       G
When, upon their arrival, they say
          Em                G
(in a dispirited-but-comely way),
   C         Em
"I want this cyclops."

           G            Em
Two French sisters on a DC-10
          G              Em
sped from Dallas. Just imagine them:
G                  Em
peppering their respected speeches with
G          Em
commas and cupids
            G               Em
and I-Don't-Wannas, I-Don't-Think-Sos.

     D            C         G
It's slow here in Sasquatch Country
          D        C            G
where the criminal element runs free.
    D             C
One singular eyes spies them ,
         G
a sloppy second goes by them ,
      Em                       G
When, upon their arrival, they say
          Em                G
(in a dispirited-but-comely way),
   C         Em
"I want this cyclops."