Intro:

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Well, hows about tellin a story
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One thats really about somebody
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What they saw and what they did
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    How they died and how they lived

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By the time I found a name I moved onto another game
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Called write a song, toes and spines, god damn
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Now I cant think of any story lines
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But you know Id love to try and sing about a person, place, or thing

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Mansonite and the Wolfman, Katmandu, and Honest Abe
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Something happens up in Tucson and then it happens again in Maine
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San Francisco, sweet thing, ladedada da...na na!