I dont wanna work - dos dedos
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I dont wanna go to work any more
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Ive jacked off five times already to my friends new dvd porn
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i can barely open my eyes and i feel stuck to the floor
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all because of my friends brand new dvd porn

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everyone will notice that ive just had a wack
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cause i look so damn relaxed i must look like im on smack


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im a wanker and a spanker and a chronic masturbator
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im a wanker and a spanker and i love porn
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i love to wack off love to jack off and i love to knock the top off
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im a wanker and a spanker and i love porn


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porn is to blame for the hair falling out of my head
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i guarantee ill still be wacking off when im dead
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ive got the hairiest back from constantly spanking
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even my own grandmother has busted me wanking

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but that just made me more horny
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because i cum much quicker if someones watching me


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im a wanker and a spanker and a chronic masturbator
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im a wanker and a spanker and i love porn
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i love to wack off love to jack off and i love to knock the top off
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im a wanker and a spanker and i love porn fuck