I dont wanna work - dos dedos
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Dm (xx0231@1)    Bbm (x13321@1)      Gm (355333@1)      DmI (xx0231@1)dont wanna go to work any more
               Dm (xx0231@1)         Bbm (x13321@1)        Gm (355333@1)        DmIve (xx0231@1)jacked off five times already to my friends new dvd porn
       Dm (xx0231@1)           Bbm (x13321@1)           Gm (355333@1)         Dmi (xx0231@1)can barely open my eyes and i feel stuck to the floor
Dm (xx0231@1)           Bbm (x13321@1)                 Gm (355333@1)Dmall (xx0231@1)because of my friends brand new dvd porn

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Am (x02210@1)                           Bbm (x13321@1)     Gmeveryone (355333@1)will notice that ive just had a wack
 Am (x02210@1)                                     Bbm (x13321@1)       Cmcause (x3101x@1)i look so damn relaxed i must look like im on smack

Chorus
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       Dm (xx0231@1)       Bbm (x13321@1)          Gm (355333@1)      Dmim (xx0231@1)a wanker and a spanker and a chronic masturbator
       Dm (xx0231@1)        Bbm (x13321@1)      Gm (355333@1)    Dmim (xx0231@1)a wanker and a spanker and i love porn
           Dm (xx0231@1)              Bbm (x13321@1)        Gm (355333@1)              Dmi (xx0231@1)love to wack off love to jack off and i love to knock the top off
      Dm (xx0231@1)         Bbm (x13321@1)      Gm (355333@1)   Dmim (xx0231@1)a wanker and a spanker and i love porn

Dm (xx0231@1)      Bbm (x13321@1)               Gm (355333@1)      Dmporn (xx0231@1)is to blame for the hair falling out of my head
    Dm (xx0231@1)         Bbm (x13321@1)            Gm (355333@1)      Dmi (xx0231@1)guarantee ill still be wacking off when im dead
               Dm (xx0231@1)   Bbm (x13321@1)      Gm (355333@1)      Dmive (xx0231@1)got the hairiest back from constantly spanking
  Dm (xx0231@1)         Bbm (x13321@1)         Gm (355333@1)      Dmeven (xx0231@1)my own grandmother has busted me wanking

Am (x02210@1)                  Bbm (x13321@1) Gmbut (355333@1)that just made me more horny
           Am (x02210@1)                         Bbm (x13321@1)   Gmbecause (355333@1)i cum much quicker if someones watching me

Chorus
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       Dm (xx0231@1)       Bbm (x13321@1)          Gm (355333@1)      Dmim (xx0231@1)a wanker and a spanker and a chronic masturbator
       Dm (xx0231@1)        Bbm (x13321@1)      Gm (355333@1)    Dmim (xx0231@1)a wanker and a spanker and i love porn
           Dm (xx0231@1)              Bbm (x13321@1)        Gm (355333@1)              Dmi (xx0231@1)love to wack off love to jack off and i love to knock the top off
      Dm (xx0231@1)         Bbm (x13321@1)      Gm (355333@1)   Dmim (xx0231@1)a wanker and a spanker and i love porn fuck