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CHORUS    Grandma got run over by a reindeer
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          walking home from our house Christmas Eve
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          You can say theres no such thing as santa
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          but as for me and grandpa we believe

          Em7                           D
          She'd been drinking too much egg nog
           Em7                     G
          and we warned her not to go
          Em7                 Cadd9
          but she forgot her medication
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          and she wandered out the door into the snow

       
          When we found her Christmas morning
      
         at the scene of the attack

          there were hoofprints on her forehead

          and incriminating claw marks on her back

CHORUS
          It's not Christmas without grandma

          all the familys dressed in black

          and we just cant help but wonder

          should we open up her gifts or send them back !

CHORUS
          Now were all so proud of grandpa

          he's been taking this so well

          see him in there watching football

          drinking beer and playing cards with cousin mel

CHORUS
          Now the goose is on the table

          and the pudding made of fig

          and the blue and silver candles

          that would just have matched the hair in grandmas wig

CHORUS
          I've warned all my friends and neighbors

          better watch out for your selfs

          they should never give a license

          to a man who dirves a sleigh and plays with elfs !
CHORUS




Im not taking credit for this cuz

Timothy A. Benson   benson@dsd.northrop.com
                    (708) 259-9600 (ex 24223)

wrote this originaly but i added my own spin to it to make it alittle more fun to 
play and sing to.  
HAVE A MARRY CHRISMASS