(chorus)
D5            A5
Demonic Possession
     G5           D5  
His court's in session
D5            A5   
I sign my confession
   G5        D5
Demonic Possession
D5                              A5
It was raining on the day she told me
      G5                 D5
them things that fella sold me
                     A5
Mama wasn't there to scold me
   G5                     D5
No prison or cell could hold me

                    A5
I still recall the date
      G5             D5
I'z probably about eight
                 A5
when I sealed my fate
    G5                D5
You honor I rightly state
(chorus)
D5                 A5
Suddenly I had a foot hold
G5               D5
I became such a butthole
                        A5
I don't need nobody consoling me
   G5                     D5
No one but the devil controlling me
                         A5
I can kick ass and talk backward
G5                                 D5
I hang out with a whole bunch of slackers
                            A5
and I know I can get some help from him
 G5                         D5
I listen to a lot of Led Zeppelin
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D5                     A5 
I got so much money I don't need smarts
    G5                         D5
My records are flying to the top of the charts
                                      A5
and I'm eating in all those fancy restaurants
     G5                          D5
and Hanging out with Jerry Lee Lewis
                    A5
and I owe it all to him
G5                 D5
Oh, the shape I'm in
                                        A5
The devil says the only thing that's buggin him
    G5                          D5
is Hell's filling up with Republicans

(chorus 2X)