Intro: C9 , G G D C9 G My Mama told me, your life is such a wreck C9 G Your dumber than dogshit is what my Daddy said C9 G C9 I was just thirteen when they showed me the door G D C9 G I keep their picture but don't look at it no more G D C9 G My first wife told me, you need to get a life C9 G My third wife told me to get another wife C9 G C9 I brought a bottle and the van's parked right outside the door G D C9 G So come on darling, if you want to be number 4 C9 G Sometimes I feel like shit C9 D Sometimes it ain't half of it C9 G C9 Sometimes I'm so high I'm scared to go to sleep G D C9 G Sometimes I'm lower than the company I keep G D C9 G Ain't held down no job since 1984 C9 G I get by holding up convenience stores C9 G C9 I get by on liquor, guns and luck G D C9 G But I'm scared to death which one might run out first G D C9 G I seen my past in everything that I despise C9 G I've seen my future and I'm scared to close my eyes C9 G C9 Is that my ghost that I see in my fears C9 D G C9 Or just my reflection in my Mama's tears
