3 guitars arranged for one.  Figure out the slide parts yourself.

Intro:
|--3s5-3------------------------ |-----------------------------------------|
|--2s4-2-2s4s2-------2-----------|-----------------------------------------|
|-------------2-2h4---4-2--------|-----------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------|---2--4-2-4-2-4-2-4----------------------|
|--------------------------------|---0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0----------------------|
|--------------------------------|-----------------------------------------|

GIt (320003@1)was a straight shot
D (xx0232@1)                     AAll (x02220@1)it took was luck to not get caught
G (320003@1)                             D (xx0232@1)               AI (x02220@1)laid three dimes down and the machine wanted 25 cents
       G (320003@1)                 DIn (xx0232@1)the back seat her and a friend,
Aone (x02220@1)out the window and the other on the other end
G (320003@1)      D (xx0232@1)                           AOne (x02220@1)belt loop away from Sunday night's news

Solo on verse chords

G (320003@1)                     D (xx0232@1)                 AIf (x02220@1)the part about being who he was didn't help Tom get loose,
                                   G (320003@1)       Dwhat's (xx0232@1)a guy without a T. gonna get? Totally screwed,
                   Awhile (x02220@1)chicken wing puke eats the candy apple red off his Corvette
G (320003@1)         D (xx0232@1)               AThree (x02220@1)dimes down and 25 cents shy of a slice of the Doublemint twins
G (320003@1)             D (xx0232@1)                        ACome (x02220@1)back baby, Rock and Roll never forgets

Solo on verse chords

Outro (instrumental):
G Bm A
D C Bm A