Intro C, F, C, G, F, C, G, F, C CI (x32010@1)play in a band F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) We're the best in the land GWe're (320003@1)big in both Chelsea and France F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) CI (x32010@1)play one mean guitar and then score at the bar F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1)There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) CSo (x32010@1)come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty G (320003@1)These other gals mean nothing to me F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) C (x32010@1)Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) Am (x02210@1)'Cause I'm more than a handfull you'll see [Chorus:] F (133211@1) CSo (x32010@1)kiss me, I'm shitfaced F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Fand (133211@1)i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers, CShe (x32010@1)kissed me! G (320003@1) F (133211@1) CAnd (x32010@1)I only bought her one round C (x32010@1) I can bench press a car F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) I'm an ex football star Gwith (320003@1)degrees from both Harvard and Yale F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) Girls just can't keep up F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) I'm a really love machine F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) GI've (320003@1)had far better sex while in jail C (x32010@1) I designed the Sears tower F (133211@1) C (x32010@1)I make two grand an hour GI (320003@1)cook the world's best duck flambe F (133211@1) C (x32010@1)I'll take the pick of the litter F (133211@1) C (x32010@1)And girls jockey for me F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) Am (x02210@1)I don't need these lines to get laid [Chorus] C (x32010@1) I'm the man of the night F (133211@1) CA (x32010@1)real ladies delight G (320003@1)See, my figure was chisled from stone F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) One more for the gal then I'll escort her home F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) GCome (320003@1)last call, I'm never alone C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) CI (x32010@1)own a house on the hill with a red water bed G (320003@1)It puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) With girls by the pool and italian sports cars F (133211@1) C (x32010@1) Am (x02210@1)I'm just here in this dump for the game [Chorus x2] Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shittin'? C (x32010@1) I'm a pitiful sight F (133211@1) CAnd (x32010@1)I ain't all that bright G (320003@1)I'm definitly not chisled from stone F (133211@1) C (x32010@1)I'm a cheat and a liar F (133211@1) CNo (x32010@1)woman's desire F (133211@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)I'll probably die cold and alone CBut (x32010@1)just give me a chance FCause (133211@1)deep down inside G> I swear I got a big heart of gold CI'm (x32010@1)a monogamous man F (133211@1)No more one night stands G> Come on, honey, let me take you home [Chorus x4]
