Another Irish tune from back in the day, this song goes down well at wedding and engagement parties, aaahh wedded bliss, and The Dubliners givin' away all our secrets. I really have to find another font to use, 'cause I'm fecked off altogether backspacing, backspacing, backspacing to get the chords in near the right place. If you liked it ! RATE IT ! flatwound DON'T GET MARRIED Em (022000@1) A (x02220@1) Em (022000@1) Don't get married girl, You'll sign away your life G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) Em (022000@1) You may start off as a woman, But you'll end up as the wife Em (022000@1) A (x02220@1) Em (022000@1) You could be a Vestal Virgin, Take the veil and be a nun G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) C (x32010@1) B7 (x21202@1) But don't get married girl, For marraige isn't fun E (022100@1) Em (022000@1) B7 (x21202@1) Oh it's fine when you're romancing, And he plays the lovers part A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) Em (022000@1) B7 (x21202@1) You're the roses in his garden, You're the flame that warms his heart A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) And his love will last forever, And he'll promise you the moon B7 (x21202@1) E (022100@1) B7 (x21202@1) E (022100@1) But just wait until you're wedded, Then he'll sing a different tune A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) You're his tapioca pudding, You're the dumplings in his stew A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) Em (022000@1) B7 (x21202@1) But he'll soon begin to wonder, What he ever saw in you A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) Sure he takes without complaining, All the dishes you provide B7 (x21202@1) E (022100@1) B7 (x21202@1) E (022100@1) For you see he's got to have, His bit of jam tart, On the side Em (022000@1) A (x02220@1) Em (022000@1) So don't get married girls, It's very badly paid G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) Em (022000@1) You may start off as the mistress, But you'll end up as the maid Em (022000@1) A (x02220@1) Em (022000@1) Be a daring deep sea diver, Be a polished polyglot G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) C (x32010@1) B7 (x21202@1) But don't get married girls, For marriage is a plot E (022100@1) Em (022000@1) B7 (x21202@1) Aarh you seen him in the morning, With a face that looks like death A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) Em (022000@1) B7 (x21202@1) With dandruff on his pillow, And tobacco on his breath A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) And he needs some reassurance, With his cup of tea in bed B7 (x21202@1) E (022100@1) B7 (x21202@1) E (022100@1) For he's worried by the mortgage, And the bald patch on his head A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) And he's sure that you're his mother, Lays his head upon your breast A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) Em (022000@1) B7 (x21202@1) So you try to boost his ego, Iron his shirt, And warm his vest A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) Then you get him off to work, The mighty hunter is restored B7 (x21202@1) E (022100@1) B7 (x21202@1) E (022100@1) And he leaves you there with nothing, But the dreams you can't afford Em (022000@1) A (x02220@1) Em (022000@1) So don't get married girls, 'Cause men are all the same G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) Em (022000@1) They'll just use you, When they want you, You'd do better on the game Em (022000@1) A (x02220@1) Em (022000@1) Be a call girl, Be a stripper, Be a hostess, Be a whore G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) C (x32010@1) B7 (x21202@1) But don't get married girls, For marriage is a bore E (022100@1) Em (022000@1) B7 (x21202@1) When he comes home in the evening, He can hardly spare a look A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) Em (022000@1) B7 (x21202@1) All he says is ''What's for dinner?'', After all you're just the cook A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) But when he takes you to a party, Where he eye's you with a frown B7 (x21202@1) E (022100@1) B7 (x21202@1) E (022100@1) For you know you've got to look your best, You mustn't let him down A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) And he'll clutch you with that look,While 'ere's that twinkle in his eyes A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) Em (022000@1) B7 (x21202@1) Like he's entered for a raffle, And he's won you for the prize A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) Ahh but when the partys over, You'll be slogging through the sludge B7 (x21202@1) E (022100@1) B7 (x21202@1) E (022100@1) Half the time a decoration, The other half, A drudge Em (022000@1) A (x02220@1) Em (022000@1) So don't get married, It'll drive you round the bend G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) Em (022000@1) It's a lane without a turning, It's the end without an end Em (022000@1) A (x02220@1) Em (022000@1) Take a lover every friday, Take up tennis, Be a nurse G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) C (x32010@1) B7 (x21202@1) But don't get married girls, For marriage is a curse A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) Then you get him off to work, The mighty hunter is restored B7 (x21202@1) E (022100@1) B7 (x21202@1) E (022100@1) And he leaves you there with nothing, But the dreams you can't afford