Seven drunken nights

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1. As I went home on Monday night, as drunk as drunk could be,

        D (xx0232@1)    I saw a horse outside the door where my old horse should be.

                   
   A (x02220@1)                                             D (xx0232@1)Well, I called me wife and I said to her, "Will you kindly tell to me, 
             
     A (x02220@1)                                    E (022100@1)                   A (x02220@1)    who owns that horse outside the door,  where my old horse should be."

 
CHORUS
   "Ha, you`re drunk, you`re drunk, you silly old fool,  still you cannot see, 
                           E (022100@1)                  A (x02220@1)    that`s a lovely sow that me mother sent to me!"

 
  "Well, it`s many a day I travelled, a hundred miles and more,

                             E (022100@1)                 A (x02220@1)    but a saddle on a sow sure I never saw before."


2. And as I went home on Tuesday night, as drunk as drunk could be,
    I saw a coat behind the door, where my old coat should be.
    Well,I called me wife,and I said to her,"Will you kindly tell to me,    
    who, owns that coat behind the door, where my old coat should be?"

 
CHORUS
    "Ha, you`re drunk, you're drunk,you silly old fool,still you cannot see,
    that`s a woollen blanket that me mother sent to me."
    "Well, it`s many a time I've travelled a hundred miles and more,
    but buttons on a blanket sure I never saw before."

3. And as I went home on Wednesday night, as drunk as drunk could be,
    I saw a pipe upon the chair, where my old pipe should be.
    Well, I called me wife and I said to her, "Will you kindly tell to me,
    who owns that pipe upon the chair where my old pipe should be?"
 
CHORUS
    "Ha, you're drunk, you're drunk,you silly old fool,still you cannot see,
    that`s a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me."
    "Well, it's many a day I travelled a hundred miles and more,
....but, tobacco in a tin whistle sure I never saw before."

4. And as I went home on Thursday night, as drunk as drunk could be,
....I saw two boots beneath the bed, where my old boots should be.
    Well, I called me wife and I said to her, "Will you kindly tell to me,
    who owns them boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be?"

CHORUS
    "Ha, you're drunk, you're drunk,you silly old fool,still you cannot see,
    that`s two lovely geranium pots my mother sent to me."
    "Well, it's many a day I travelled a hundred miles and more,
    but laces on geranium pots sure I never saw before."

5. And as I went home on Friday night, as drunk as drunk could be,
    I saw a head upon the bed, where my old head should be.
    Well, I called me wife and I said to her, "Will you kindly tell to me,  
      who owns that head upon the bed where my old head should be?"

CHORUS
    "Ha, you're drunk, you're drunk,you silly old fool,still you cannot see,
    that`s a baby boy that me mother  sent to me."
    "Well, it's many a day I travelled a hundred miles and more,
    but a baby boy with his whiskers sure I never saw before.
By Bigman