Capo 3 Intro: C F G / C A# G / C F G / D# D C C F G What would Brian Boitano do C A# G If he was here right now, C He'd make a plan Am And he'd follow through, F G C That's what Brian Boitano'd do. C When Brian Boitano was in the olympics, F G Skating for the gold, C He did two salchows and a triple lutz, F G C While wearing a blind fold. E When Brian Boitano was in the alps, Am Fighting grizzly bears, F He used his magical fire breath, G And saved the maidens fair. C F G So what would Brian Boitano do C A# G If he were here today, C Am I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two, F G C That's what Brian Boitano'd do. A# F G I want this V-chip out of me, A# F G It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y. Am G And I just want my mom F C To stop fighting everyone A# For Wendy I'll be an activist, too, G Cause that's what Brian Boitano would do. C F G And what would Brian Boitano do, C A# G He'd call all the kids in town, C Am And tell them to unite for true F G C That's what Brian Boitano would do. Key change up half step C# F# G# / C# B G# / C F# G# / E D# C# C# When Brian Boitano travelled through time F# G# To the year 3010, C# He fought the evil robot kings F# G# C# and saved the human race again F And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids, Am# He beat up Kublai Khan. F# G# A Causes Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-y-body D G A So lets all get together, D C A And unite to stop our moms D Bm And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too, G A D Cause that's what Brian Boitano do. D Bm And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too, G A D Cause that's what Brian Boitano do?, G A D That's what Brian Boitano do. The chord locations got screwed up when this was submitted, so just listen to the song for the changes.