I changed the chords to make it sound right in standard. First tab. Enjoy. Standard: EADGBe F C/G Dm Bb G Bdim Gm e|-1-|--|-0-|--|-1-|--|-1-|--|-3-|--|-x-|--|-3-| B|-1-|--|-1-|--|-3-|--|-3-|--|-0-|--|-3-|--|-3-| G|-2-|--|-0-|--|-2-|--|-3-|--|-0-|--|-2-|--|-3-| D|-3-|--|-2-|--|-0-|--|-3-|--|-0-|--|-3-|--|-5-| A|-3-|--|-3-|--|-x-|--|-1-|--|-2-|--|-2-|--|-5-| E|-1-|--|-3-|--|-x-|--|-x-|--|-3-|--|-x-|--|-3-| F C/G here come your pride and joy Dm Bb the comic little drunk you call your boy G Bb making everybody smile F C/G partakes your pretty plan Dm Bb and then becomes a disappearing man G Bb C/G after a little while Dm Bdim i saw you with your makeup running down Bb G Bb now whats that all about C Dm Bdim you say you don't want anyone around Bb Bdim Bb G cos you're all cleaned out F C/G you toss the empty beer Dm Bb not really as composed as you appear G Bb an icicle inside F C/G wearing clothes that clash Dm Bb wondering is this treasure is this trash G Bb C/G still trying to decide Dm Bdim and about 5 o'clock here comes your clown Bb G Bb with the foot he's throwing down C Dm Bdim but all you say is you don't want anyone around Bb Bdim Bb come not right now Gm F there ain't nothin' to drink Gm F G/C C C/E you don't wanna think about it F G/C i'm sorry you seem so stung Dm Bb and i'm sorry you think you have to hold your tongue G Bb when you're so pretty and smart F C/G i'm seeing you caving in Dm Bb becoming afraid of all these men G Bb C/G that you've given your heart Dm Bdim i saw you with your makeup running down Bb G Bb now whats that all about C Dm Bdim you say you don't want anyone around Bb Bdim Bb cos you're all cleaned out Bb Bdim Bb all cleaned out Bb Bdim Bb
