E5           E5
Got a foot in the door
A5             A5
God knows what for
C#5     E5      B5        D#5
And he'll cut me down to size
A5            C5  B5
Stupidity tries

E5              E5
Everything here is free
A5                  A5
Everything but you and me
C#5  E5     B5      D#5
This painting never dries
A5       C5    B5 C5
Stupidity tries

C#5      C5           G5          B5
Savannah shoulder raised a cheer
C5  C5 ( A5 ) G5    B5     C5
Coloring the sky with ash
C#5    E5        F#5           A5
Because they found some privateer
C5  C5    ( A5 )      G5           B5
To sail across the sea of trash

E5            E5
The enemy is within
A5              A5
Don't confuse me with him
C#5     E5      B5        D#5
The truth is otherwise
A5            C5        D5
Stupidity tries

( G#5  F#5  G5  A#5 )
( B5   A5    E5  A5 )
( B5   B5  C5 ) 

C#5      C5           G5          B5
And so I go from floor to floor
C5  C5 ( A5 ) G5    B5      C5
Looking for a port of call
C#5    E5        F#5           A5
Another drunk conquistador
C5  C5 ( A5 ) G5    B5
Conquering the governor's ball

E5             E5
Couldn't think of a thing
A5                A5
That I hope tomorrow brings
C#5  E5     B5      D#5
Oh what a surprise
A5            C5        D5
Stupidity tries

( E5  E5  A5  F#5 B5 )